Newborn babies are usually something that adults go crazy for, especially if they are wearing a cute outfit. The ‘new baby smell’ can’t be dismissed even by the strongest out there, they’re cute and smell like fresh air.
A twitter user ‘Charlily’ posted a new ‘slander’ challenge and it went viral.
“Let’s slander newborns. I don’t like their lil swoop hairdos.”
The hilarious responses
To ‘slander’ is to damage one’s reputation, which doesn’t seem too hard to do when you’re practically fresh ‘out of the oven.’
First of all, they’re broke. https://t.co/O5hU1lJ6a0
— Angie Jr. (@homegworl) March 23, 2019
“They come and I lose everything…”
They come and I lose everything, my wife, her tits, the quiet, my money, my space, the walk space, in fact, what don't they take from me, they take my life, and then I become addicted… Yet they be doing like they don't know what they have done to me. I can't deal no more. Lol
— Lolu (@ayomystical) March 24, 2019
They mess up the vibe…
Too clingy, which messes up the vibe. Act like they gonna die if you leave them alone for a couple days 🙄
— cersei deserves the throne (@candlelitttt) March 24, 2019
Chewing is a tough one
They don’t even know how to chew. They get brand new teeth and still try to swallow food whole like a boa constrictor. Then got the nerve to choke all silly and stuff🙄
— Temerity Drake (@tsddrake) March 23, 2019
Ambitious?
They have no hustle or ambition. Steady relying on somebody else.
— Corduroy Papi 🇯🇲🗽🐻🏁 (@DJReemsDope) March 23, 2019
Ambitious enough to grab some parts of the body 🙂